Short Funny Massage {02}

Short Funny Massage(01)

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
"If you have 12 chocalates and you give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will you get ?

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JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Short Funny Massage(02)

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
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Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.


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