Short Funny Massage {03}

Short Funny Massage(01)

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector

Friend: How was your first night?

Man: She charged $100 from me for Over-speed,

 $200 for wrong-side entry

and

$500 for no helmet

                                                           Short Funny Massage(02)

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine,

but don’t worry,

I’m a bottle of wine!

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