Short Funny Massage(04)

 Short Funny Massage(04)

 

 

What's Marriage?

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Answer: MARRIAGE is the 7th sense 

of humans that destroys all the six senses 

and makes the person NON Sense.....

 

 

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Short Funny Massage(03)

Short Funny Massage(03) 

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more I will be a king.'

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Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen

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Funny Jokes no.20 (13+)

Funny Jokes no.20 (13+)

A Girl turns to her boyfriend

in a crowded movie

Girl says, "honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !"

Boy says,"Ignore him".

Girl says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".

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